Made Up Names, How Silly!

Because I haven't meme'd in so long....

Stolen from/inspired by Andy Wheeler:

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Yahtzee Royal Court -or- Yahtzee Royal
[The second one might work, but it makes me sound vaguely Captain Beefheartish]

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
Charlie Caramel
[ok, now that I'm done laughing, it sounds like a Dick Tracy villian]

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name)
J-Kli
[oh what crap; that's no good at all]

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, favorite color)
Rabbit Green
[yeah, that sounds like someone I'D hire for work; I actually like Golden Retrievers best, but that doesn't work AT ALL for a name, so I changed to my second favorite animal]

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Charles Milwaukee
[nope, those Native American city names are tough to work with, although Charlie Milwaukee sounds all right, but more of a lower-tier mod guy, you know, someone you send out for coffee or a cheese tray]

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Kli-Itz-Yah
[I think I knew someone who came down with that once, it was a bitch to get rid of]

7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Selrahc-Ztiwllerp
[that's almost cool, but it reminds me of being a grade-school kid playing too much D&D and making characters with names made up of words spelled backwards...hmm maybe that should be my next anthology, stories about words spelled backwards or stories that are inspired by backwards-spelled words...hmmm]

8. PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on)
Charles Patricia
[maybe my GAY porn name]

9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile you drive)
The Green Accord
[that'll strike fear in the hearts of evil-doers: "the harmonious color of foliage"]

Tags: Science Fiction, Electric Velocipede, meme